The Law of Inverse Work Attraction

This is my first venture into the realm of theoretical science. I'm developing a theory called the The Law of Inverse Work Attraction. Basically it states:

The longer I am at work, the more compelled I am to leave.

I'm not sure what the related equation is at this point, but I beleive it to be something along the lines of TW2=L. Where T is "Time," W is the "Work Constant" and L is equal to "My Desire to Leave Work."

It's still a rough theory. I'll publish my paper on it in April.